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Ron Jeremy Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Reads Script

Supposedly, in an omerta ceremony to which reporters were not allowed that the Bush Administration has euphemistically called a “Combatant Status Review Tribunal” (a/k/a “rubber stamp”) held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, alleged September 11th mastermind Khlaid Sheikh Mohammed, who is always pictured in his perp shot after he was apprehended in Pakistan more than vaguely resembling adult movie star Ron Jeremy confessed to being the mastermind of the 9-11 attacks, and indeed, expressed regret that there were so many victims of his supposed handiwork. (Who writes this crap?) Well, well. The thing with the Bush Administration is that they only...

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Eveready Cheney

Our veep is just an amazing fellow… while just in the last couple of weeks it was an [insane and dangerous] adventure to a war zone where the Taliban try to blow him up, and where just the trip led to potentially dangerous thrombosis in his leg… NOW, in between blasting Democrats as “not supporting the troops if they dare cut off or reduce funding for the Iraq war that has largely gone to contractors (and hence, his friends, if not himself), and his other mirth and merriment, it seems Cheney still found time to move the company to Dubai...

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Almost defies parody

That would be the sudden announcement and chiding by Attorney General Alberto “The Law is What Me and the President SAY IT IS” Gonzales directed at FBI Director Robert Mueller over the now admitted abuse of National Security Letters. As our friend Julia might say, this calls for the Claude Rains Memorial Gambling Awareness Award… we are just shocked… SHOCKED… to hear that the abusive NSL’s that were authorized by the USA PATRIOT Act might be used in an abusive way by officials of the Bush Administration. Just shocked. This is the same Alberto Gonzales who tells us that the...

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So this is Fitzmas…

Former Vice-Presidential Chief of Staff I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby was convicted on four of five counts arising from his lying to federal investigators in the investigation of the outing of former CIA operative Valerie Plame Wilson. If When Libby is sentenced in June, he will probably face 20-27 months in prison. His overpriced legal team will appeal, hopefully keeping it in play until after the November 2008 election, when, if appeals and other maneuvers aren’t successful, Mr. Libby will receive a Presidential pardon. Some of the jurors commented that they were annoyed that Karl Rove and Dick Cheney weren’t also...

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Next thing we do is charge all the lawyers

Friend of freedom, Guantanamo blog proprietress H. Candace Gorman lets the military have it in this piece in the Huffington Post, specifically directed at the (outrageous) decision of Gitmo military commission chief prosecutor Colonel Moe Davis to charge Marine Corps Major Michael Mori (military counsel to Gitmo detainee David Hicks; Mori’s co-counsel, Josh Dratel is interviewed here) with speaking contemptuously of the President, Vice-President or Defense Secretary. Mori has traveled to Australia and called the rigged kangaroo courts in which his client is to be tried… rigged, kangaroo courts. Mori, of course, now that he is facing charges, must retain...

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It’s about the Benjamins

In the Bush Administration, it seems it’s never, ever about anything else. For those inclined to blame Joe Lieberman for everything, feel free: he just sat there during the Vice-Presidential debate in 2000 and let Dick Cheney lie through his teeth about the government “having nothing to do” with his inconceivably good financial fortune as head of government parasite corporation Halliburton. And so, over six wonderful years later, the mirth and merriment (for those of us uncomfortable with technical terms like “graft”) just keeps on coming. We’ll start with this WaPo report indicating that the Bush FDA is approving– over...

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Autopilot blogging…

Super Dave Johnson treats us to this daring counter-attack against the standard issue right wing echo chamber assault that (get this!) Al Gore has high electric bills! Well, he probably has a big house, and a lot of kids… oh, and that green energy option tends to cost more than standard electricity… but, goes the charge picked up by the usual suspect… “Al Gore is a hypocrite“. If that’s right wing code for “saint” and “hero”, then, yes he is. The intent is obvious: to scare Gore off from actually running, because the right wing is deathly afraid of him....

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A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall

Democratic Senate Leader Harry Reid has been hinting at possible legislation to alter the Congressional authorization for use of force in Iraq, such as possibly just to fight al Qaeda and train Iraqi forces, for example. Unlike the non-binding resolution which still couldn’t come out of a filibuster, this type of legislation would be subject to an almost certain Presidential veto. Of course, in framing the issues for any leading Democratic candidate except Hillary Clinton, one couldn’t be clearer about pitting the interests and desires of the American people writ large versus those of the Beltway and military-industrial complex super-elite...

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Mission Accomplished, Part ___

According to this report in the Grey Lady, Iraqi insurgents (we can assume that’s code for Sunni insurgents, though we are not told explicitly that it is Sunni insurgents doing this) have taken up a new tactic and weapon of choice: truck bombs that also release chlorine gas. You will recall that chlorine gas was banned in warfare following its widespread use in the First World War (the one to end all wars), and it is nasty if breathed in or contacts the skin… painful, and often fatal. I vaguely remember the threat of Saddam Hussein’s use of chemical weapons...

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Habeas schmabeas

Well, the final battle over just how far we have fallen in the annals of 800 years of Anglo-American jurisprudence is on, with the intermediate appelate court known as the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit, by a 2 judge to 1 margin, answering “Nyet” on the question: “Are there ultimate judicial checks on arbitrary executive power especially when ratified by a feckless partisan Congress?”, in dismissing habeas corpus petitions brought by the nearly 400 remaining Guantanamo detainees. Unlike prior judicial outrages along the way, I am actually less troubled by this one for at...

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