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It’s on the web so it must be true

A vote for Mitt Romney is a vote for Satan. Dershowitz says Democrats will lose the White House unless they embrace torture (like he has). The Clintons killed Kathleen Willey’s husband Ed (just ask her). Just more grist for the mill of the nation where 25% of us believe the rapture will occur this year. This has been… “It’s on the web so it must be true.”

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A Faustian Deal is a Faustian Deal

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, nor earthquakes, nor support of nuclear proliferation or Islamist extremists nor imposition of martial law will interfere with American aid from making its rounds into Pakistan. The bet was “all in” on Pervez Musharraf, and so, boys and girls, that’s that. [Perhaps, like another double-dealing politician from the Islamic world always willing to tell us what we wanted to hear, we might call him… Mush-arraf-at– say it three times fast… naaaaaa…] There’s nothing Pres. Gen. Musharraf can do that will piss off the United States enough to, well, do anything about it, whether that...

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Sportin’ death

After last month’s horrors involving the death of a marathoner and hospitalization of hundreds of runners at the unseasonably warm Chicago Marathon, and the death of yet another runner at D.C.’s Army Ten-Miler, I was hoping that we had come to the end of tragedies in the sport, at least for a while (my sport… I’ll be taking my chances– and apparently I do mean chances– in my seventh consecutive ING New York City Marathon tomorrow)… the running world (and the world) is shocked by the collapse and death during the U.S. Men’s Olympic Trials in New York’s Central Park...

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Helpful hints

Care of our friends at Josh Marshall’s Talking Points Memo, we give you this thoughtful suggestion on what the Senate could do now that two key “Democratic” members of the Judiciary Committee (Chuck “The Whore” Schumer from my own state and Diane “Sellout/Neocon Enabler” Feinstein from California) will back Judge Michael Mukasey to be our next attorney general, no matter what. (My own thoughts on Mukasey may be found here.) BTW, I still like Mukasey even as it appears his son works for Rudy! That said, John Dean’s suggestion, that Mukasey be appointed with a quid pro quo, i.e., he...

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Cats and dogs… living together…

Perhaps another sign of the Apocalpyse… who knows? But John Cole, who, back in those halcyon pre-Iraq war days when I was doing the Dog Run as the Encyclopedia Blogospherica, was solidly in my right wing grouping (though he considered himself more moderate than the views on his site… and he has always proven to be a thoughtful and independent thinker). Today, John Cole tells us he has joined the Democratic Party, and so registered. Look: anyone who believes in the rule of law, fiscal sanity, caution before engaging in foreign adventures… hell, in any principle at all besides blind...

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Torture schmorture

Not sure what to make of this WaPo account of Democrats’ bizarre and sudden emergence of a backbone with respect to an otherwise pretty good nominee, Michael Mukasey, the President’s choice for the next attorney general. When he was on the bench here in New York, Mukasey was regarded as a very good judge, who by and large, kept his politics to himself; even in Padilla, he figured out a way to repudiate the Bush Administration’s position finding that Jose Padilla had a right to counsel and a right to some kind of hearing, even if he didn’t quite find...

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It’s a bird! No… a plane… no…

It’s our old friend, Super Ahmad Chalabi, traveling around Iraq with his new friend Super Dave Osborne Petraeus, promising that The SurgeTM will result in new and improved governmental services, like electricity, water, security, etc. One suspects the Iraqis are on to this bulls***, but are willing to tell the press what it seems to want to hear– that they are willing to say they will put up even with a double-dealer like Super Ahmad, if he can deliver the goods (which they know he can’t). The question is just how stupid the American people are believed to be, if...

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Military intelligence?

Fellow NYC attorney/blogger Glenn Greenwald gives us this downright bizarre account of an e-mail exchange he had with General David Petraeus’s aide and spokesman Col. Steven Boylan. The point of it appears to be a brilliant misdirection on the part of the Colonel, to wit, raising numerous attacks at Greenwald while never directly taking on Greenwald’s point, to wit, that Petraeus, at least, appears to be a monstrously partisan whore of the first order (I’m impugning his partisanship, not his sexual mores… the Senate may feel free to issue a resolution of their disapproval of me, if they can find...

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Birthday wishes

It’s happy 60th to our next President, my state’s senator, Mrs. Hillary Clinton. (I thought it was her 59th; I forgot the year that the sun went dark, the rivers ran blood, the locusts invaded, etc.). My birthday wish for Mrs. C is that she silence her critics by pointing out that, unfortunately, all the pictures of her having sex with Janet Reno over Vince Foster’s body in the cabin of the black helicopter were accidentally burned up by Bill while he wasn’t inhaling. As to my own birthday wishes (I turn 45 today), besides peace on Earth, and for...

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TD Blog Interview with Angela Campbell

Angela Campbell is a partner at the law firm of Dickey & Campbell in Des Moines, Iowa, and previously served as an attorney with the Office of the Federal Defender in Iowa. Ms. Campbell represented four Afghan nationals previously detained at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, one of whom was released approximately two weeks ago. On October 12, 2007, I had the privilege of speaking with Ms. Campbell by telephone. My interview notes, as corrected by Ms. Campbell, are below. The Talking Dog Where were you on 11 September 2001? Angela Campbell: At the time that the planes crashed, I was in...

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