All hail former New York City Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik, on his appoojntment as our second HOmeland Security Secretary.
When the nation (or at least, the Imperium) needs a man who knows how to say “Yes, Il Duce” without asking any questions, Bernie Kerik answered the call.
Do you know what we called Bernie when he worked for us?
Bitch.
Appropriate, no, TD?