May 14, 2004, Ummm... this might not be a good idea...
...and the Secretary announced that, effective immediately, prisoners at Abu Ghraib prison would be issued a double serving of hummus... meanwhile, over in Najaf, the numfucks running our war effort decided to get into a heavy fire fight, launching mortars and heavy shits toward "radical cleric" Muqtada al "Baby" Sadr... thereby punching holes and doing other damage to one of Shia Islams, holiest shrines, the Shrine of Imam Ali. Naturally, an American general assured everyone that the damage was done by fire from Sadr's side, because (1) we know how credible the American military and government are in the eyes of everyone, especially in the Islamic world, and (2) because it really matters, given that we have decided to HAVE the damned heavy gun battle.
I suppose one could ask "is it possible we could have fucked up MORE?" and answered, well, at least we're kind of being sensitive to a degree over in Najaf, and are making sure we don't, you know, fire heavy mortars in the general vicinity of some of the holiest sites in Shia Islam. Well, so much for that.
You see, while people who would support this war and this President even if (hell, maybe ESPECIALLY if) George W. Bush was pictured leading around a naked, hooded Iraqi prisoner by a dog collar, the rest of the world has had it with us. Our allies are bailing left and right... even some of the Quislings and puppets on the IGC are starting to consider heading for the door...
And Dubya's poll numbers on job approval and that sort of thing continue to slide, even as Donald Rumsfeld has now been equated by the Bush team as the 21st century's George Washington, Horatio Nelson, and Black Jack Pershing all rolled into one.
Well, hey, there were a few things we had LEFT to do to piss off whatever Iraqis weren't already pissed off. And, the clock says we only have 47 more shopping days until we officially wash our hands of this and hand the nation over to a convicted embezzler.
I suppose we can have the President himself forcefeed porkrinds to Ayatollah al-Sistani... (that'll show these towel-heads that we Amurrkins mean bidness.)
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Look, have we put Saddam back in power yet? No? then we haven't done _everything_ we could do...
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