June 23, 2004, What a crazy pair!
Meet Dicky, who's lived most everywhere,
From Jackson Hole to... not Texas-- look over there.
But Dubya's only seen the junk.
A guy can see from Kennebunk --
What a crazy pair!
But they're cronies,
Identical cronies all the way.
One pair of matching oil-whores,
Different as night and day.
Where Dicky adores, doing work,
Matters of State, and the Dow and Merc,
Our Dubya loves to sleep and jog,
A pretzel makes his l'il throat clogl --
What a wild duet!
Still, they're cronies,
Identical cronies and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike --
You can lose your mind,
When cronies are two of a kind.
Comments
If you joined them, you would have not a pair, but a trio of crazies.
Death to all liberals democrats
Posted by sean archer at June 24, 2004 12:14 AM
What kind of people post on this site?
Do not kill anyone, just send them to Irag and make them set up alot of social programs and ruin that country like they did our country.
Posted by amos poe at June 24, 2004 12:17 AM
Sean, Bush is working on your request...Amos, rocket scientists and/or people with good hearts are preferred. TD will getcha!
Posted by alicia at June 24, 2004 07:25 AM
sean, amos... man, if you're going to mock me (and man-- this is a great freaking post-- I just really don't know what your problem is)-- then at least do it with proper grammar and spelling. "Iraqis" is spelled with a q, and the modifier of "democrats" is "liberal" not "liberals". (Look around your parents' basement-- they're bound to have a copy of Strunk and White's lying around-- probably under your bed.)
Ordinarily, I'm not a
stickler for these sorts of things (God knows, I type faster than I think, so that my own spelling and grammar suffer a great deal), but if you're going to take the time to say something nasty here, I insist that you do it in proper English. In fact, that's now an official site rule: its open season on amy flamers or trolls who do not spew their bile in perfectly grammatical and spelled English. Mr. Crabcakes, the rule applies to gratuitous off topic attacks on Bill Clinton too, so take heed!
Posted by the talking dog at June 24, 2004 08:46 AM
Don't feed the trolls. Actually, we can't call them trolls anymore. We have to call them Coulters. I was on another web site and it appears that real trolls, you know, the kind that live under bridges and eat billy goats, are kind of upset at having their name slandered. They say humans are stupid and we should leave the trolls out of our bickering. I think they have a point. So don't feed the Coulters.
Posted by WallyCoxLives at June 24, 2004 08:51 AM
Dog:
My existence, though reprehensible to you.....
At least my spelling and grammar are correct. With regard to approved topics and opinions, please have the Prelate post a guide of acceptable opinions on your site, in newspeak, every morning.
Wally:
Why the hostility?
Did Brando kick you out again?
Posted by They Call Me Mr. Crabcake at June 24, 2004 11:38 AM
BTW Dog,
The TV show song parodies are both intelligent and amusing. A combination rarely advanced by liberals.
I can't wait for Hawaii 5-0.
Posted by They Call Me Mr. Crabcake at June 24, 2004 11:53 AM
I was refering to the sean archer Coulter. What are you talking about?
Posted by WallyCoxLives at June 24, 2004 01:47 PM
Sun Myung Moon has a coronation in the U.S. Senate Building, and you focus your parodies exclusively on the Executive Branch?
And the Press only picks up on it three months later, and you focus your parodies on the Executive Branch?
And the Supreme Court gives Cheney a
7-2 "thumbs up", and you focus your parodies on the Executive Branch?
Posted by Laughing, But In Pain at June 24, 2004 04:56 PM
Excuse me... the Rev. Moon-- convicted tax evader, cult-leader-- and owner of two of the most respected news organizations in the world (UPI AND the Wash. Times)-- is so far beyond parody that MY puny talents could do nothing on that department.
As to the legislative branch, once again-- 99 or so senators came out to condemn the freaking 9th circuit pledge of allegiance case... I'm supposed to take them seriously enough even to parody them? Besides-- we have a parliamentary system now-- the Presidentissimo hand-picks Congressional leaders to ensure that his bidding is done. Hence-- except occasionally for the High Court, the Exec Branch is the only game in town... Speaking of the High Court...
The 7-2 Quack Quack decision TEMPORARILY giving Cheney victory (shocking-- I thought it was 5-4, so I'll have to see why Stevens and Breyer went where they did) happened AFTER this freaking post-- there's PLENTY of time for some decent parodies on that. IF I feel like it. Which I might. Or might not.
Anyway-- if you don't like the pace or the content on this here blog-- then I suggest you get your own.
And as to my Patty Duke Show parody above, I'm sorry, but its f'ing funny.
Posted by the talking dog at June 24, 2004 05:23 PM
TD....Well, I guess it wasn't The Odd Couple! It's still great and funny. Man, is it a full moon or what?...so many ornery folk showing up today! Of course, I'm not referring to you Mr. C... you usually fight fair.
Posted by alicia at June 24, 2004 05:40 PM
A little known political fact:
Patty Duke married John Astin, star of The Addams Family. For several years, Gomez Addams employed as his butler the Man Who Would Be Our 44th President.
Oooh, I get chills. Talk about six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Posted by They Call Me Mr. Crabcake at June 24, 2004 07:02 PM
Thank you for agreeing me, and only questioning my grammar.
Posted by sean archer at June 26, 2004 03:40 AM
Mr. Archer:
While I don't disagree with everything that you write, I do question far more than your grammar.
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