July 2, 2004, The Adamses (Also Spinning in Their Graves... Theme Weekend, you know)
They’re crypty and they’re loopy,
Their mouths are full of poopy,
They’re counting on their groupies,
The Mayberry Machiavellis.
Their ranch's brush needs clearing
Old Europe they're not fearing
Dissent they are not hearing
The Mayberry Machiavellis.
So get all Cheney-like and Bushy, and
A broomstick you can shove up an A-rab's tushy
Their jobs are nice and cushy
The Mayberry Machiavellis.
Comments
See, the "theme" is that John Adams and Thomas Jefferson are usually credited with authoring the Declaration of Independence, from the perceived-as-oppressive English King, George III. So, I have done homages (some of you consider them parodies) to the two t.v. shows whose names are, "The Ad[d]ams Family" and "The Jeffersons", and this being, you know, Fourth of July weekend and all...
Yes, I DID figure you already knew that, but... well, I get all tired and my mind gets all Cheney-ed up by this time of the week, so I'm not sure everyone's on the same page and all...
Posted by the talking dog at July 2, 2004 11:14 PM
TD,
Now maybe you can do a parody regarding Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington. Or how about Jill Monroe from Charlies' Angels?
Lou Grant? Herbie Hancock? There's so many.
Damn, I can't think of any entertainer or TV character with the last name Kerry. Oh well, it's not likely to matter.
Posted by They Call Me Mr. Crabcake at July 3, 2004 05:24 PM
Did you know that they both died on the same day, today?
Whereas, your Cheney joke died yesterday.
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