Beware the ides of March

Here’s the thing: I’m having a hard time determining which is the parody— this, a resignation statement from a former senior manager for an economy-destroying empire… or this, a resignation statement from a former senior manager for an economy-destroying empire.
Honestly– honor and integrity from someone who spent twelve years at Goldman Sachs? Please, Greg. At least Lord Vader presents the genuine possibility of burnout… that sentiment, at least, has a shred of credibility to it.