June 30, 2004, Hi-ho and take that, Saddam!
A fiery cut and run with the speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hearty "Hi-ho, and take that Saddam!" The Lone Ex-Owner of the Texas Rangers Ranger!
With his faithful Iraqian crony and companion, Salem "Tonto" Chalabi, the daring and resourceful masked brush-clearer of the Crawford plains leads the fight for law and order in the new Middle East!
Return with us now to those thrilling days when the press accepts the spurious premise that "handing over legal custody" but not the prisoner actually means something . . . oh-- and return with us to those thrilling days of yesteryear (when unprovoked attacks were the Way of the West)!
The Lone Ex-Owner of the Texas Rangers Ranger rides again (and with your help, can keep riding!!!)
(Please click on that last link, which I must tell you is a link to contribute to John Kerry's campaign, and proceed accordingly... unless, of course, you don't feel like it, in which case, that's cool too...)
Comments
Collecting money for Kerry now?
I guess this blog is what you call "fare" and balanced reporting.
Posted by Green Beret 72 at June 30, 2004 12:29 PM
I will not cut and run from the support of my candidate!
Posted by the talking dog at June 30, 2004 12:40 PM
You go Dog! Money for Kerry is money well spent!
Posted by alicia at June 30, 2004 12:46 PM
What is it with these wingnuts? It's okay for the wingnut blogs to be all one-sided, but then they think the other blogs have to be "fair and balanced"? Who ever said they were or had to be? That's just stupid.
It's like the idiots, of which there are many, saying that F911 isn't balanced and therefore isn't good or isn't a documentary. Shoah was a documentary. Should they have included footage of the positive effects of the Nazis in order to balance the negatives of concentration camp footage in Shoah? Was Picasso supposed to paint a positive view of war into a corner of the Guernica canvas? When Bush puts out a campaign ad, does he give the plus side of Kerry when he does all that smearing? The call for "fairness" and "balance" is just a rhetorical trick to take the focus from the issues under discussion and focus instead on the way in which they were brought up or the character of the people discussing them. It is intellectually dishonest.
By the way, I have given money to the Kerry campaign this year. Generously, I might add. I hope everyone does.
Posted by WallyCoxLives at June 30, 2004 01:36 PM
Gee Wally,
I hope you're not using up
all the residuals from
Mr. Peepers.
Perhaps your contribution paid for the caviar on the John Kerry 747.
Posted by They Call Me Mr. Crabcake at June 30, 2004 02:31 PM
I think I pointed this out to you before. I am not actually Wally Cox. I use the name "WallyCoxLives". It's just a username, just as I suspect your real name isn't Crabcake. Is that clear yet? Based on your political positions, I fear I may have to explain that to you several times before it breaks through the haze created by your learning disabilities.
As for Mr Kerry's jet, it's just fine with me. Are you going to tell us now how Kerry looks French? Also fine with me. Better a wealthy, French-looking, caviar-eating and competent president than the wealthy, disengaged, make-believe-cowboy-from-Connecticut incompetent president we're stuck with until next January.
Posted by WallyCoxLives at June 30, 2004 02:40 PM
BTW--
John Kerry is actually NOT incredibly wealthy himself... most of the vast fortune that pays for his lifestyle belongs to his wife, Teresa Heinz, who inherited it from the late Senator Heinz-- meaning, Kerry's money was actually earned (or at least inherited) by a Republican! As such, Mr. Crabcake, I'll have to ask you to stop your bitter class warfare!
I will say this: Bush's meltdown should result in something better than a continued dead heat. I am looking forward to the "Fightin' John" we have been told to expect; I understand Kerry is a "closer"-- God knows he came on as late as possible before the Iowa caucuses.
But today is a big quarterly fundraising deadline, and I'd love to see Kerry score big on it today. So give generously, and if you can't, for financial or ideological reasons, that's cool too.
Posted by the talking dog at June 30, 2004 02:56 PM
Well today is also the last day of the Verizon offer of DSL for 29.95 a month with the first month free if you order on-line by midnight tonight.
Just thought I would throw that in so the fundraising effort would be balanced. :-)
Posted by WallyCoxLives at June 30, 2004 03:10 PM
Gee whiz, Wally,
That hurts worse than the time on Hollywood Squares when Paul Linde told you to shut up and go back to your square.
Posted by They Call Me Mr. Crabcake at June 30, 2004 03:11 PM
WallyCoxLives, fine
You tell us how to opine
Why wouldn't we mind
John Kerry looks french
From his tailored shirts and suits
Thanks, Mrs. Kerry
W W W W W
You're incompententleeza
Anybody home?
Posted by Green Beret 72 at June 30, 2004 03:46 PM
George-ey George-ey George
You're incompententleeza
Anybody home?
Posted by Green Beret 72 at June 30, 2004 03:49 PM
All this attention! Now I am flattered. Don't encourage me. I tend to go on and on when encouraged to do so.
Posted by WallyCoxLives at June 30, 2004 04:04 PM
Encourage we will
A long walk off a short pier
Go on Wally, go
Posted by Green Beret 72 at June 30, 2004 04:11 PM
I will not let this
blog's comments degenerate
to "attack haiku".
Posted by the talking dog at June 30, 2004 04:19 PM
We haiku on the
water. We haiku on land.
Never surrender.
Posted by They Call Me Mr. Crabcake at June 30, 2004 05:54 PM
Crabcake surrender.
Surrender now while you can.
Donate before 12.
Posted by alicia at June 30, 2004 10:46 PM
I can't believe I lost my legs in Da Nang for you monkeys.
I am out of this Haiku Valley of the Shadows.
Goodbye Wally, like most people, I won't miss you.
Posted by Green Beret 72 at June 30, 2004 11:45 PM
Wait a minute.
Letterman just showed a clip of W.
I don't know what's right and wrong anymore.
Maybe I'll drive a cab, there is a presidential campaign coming up.
Posted by Green Beret 72 at June 30, 2004 11:46 PM
G.B.--- Kerry's right.....Bush is wrong. Hope that helps. Oh, BTW....Bush is the monkey. Take care.
Posted by alicia at June 30, 2004 11:57 PM
Hasn't anyone done a cartoon with Cheney as the organ-grinder and Bush as the monkey yet? If I had graphic skills, I would.
Bush prepares for war
By reading children's stories.
Sleeps the dead desert.
Posted by WallyCoxLives at July 1, 2004 07:57 AM
Beret dislikes me
The sun traces the limit of his sky
I sleep undisurbed
Posted by WallyCoxLives at July 1, 2004 10:34 AM
WallyCoxLives yawn
Here's someone who needs a life
Too much time on hands
Posted by United Disabled Vets at July 1, 2004 01:07 PM
Insane contentions
"The real criminal is bush"
Say Wally and Who?
Posted by United Disabled Vets at July 1, 2004 01:33 PM
They answer with hate
Their remarks without substance
All hat no trousers
Posted by WallyCoxLives at July 1, 2004 01:39 PM
You cross W
with Bill Clinton and you get
All hat no trousers
Posted by They Call Me Mr. Crabcake at July 1, 2004 02:14 PM
Listen, chaps.
End Haiku warfare.
It's silly, silly, silly.
Make peace in our time.
WAIT A MINUTE.
STOP MAKING ME TALK IN HAIKU.
IT'S VERY SILLY. VERY, VERY SILLY.
STOP IT.
One final word, WallyCox, you would've made a great Navy man, right under Montbatten.
Now, get back to the serious tv theme parodies.
Posted by Wellington Leftbridge Stewart, Brig. Gen. (Ret.) at July 1, 2004 02:32 PM
Funny, but indicative of conservative mentality. They address remarks directly at me then complain when I respond. They have no arguments of substance, but think I should just quietly sit back while they insult me.
Fraction of a man
Calls for war but loses the battle
Sues for peace with an insult
Posted by WallyCoxLives at July 1, 2004 03:07 PM
Who is this Wally Cox? This guy sure has a lot of opinions, and names himself after a long-dead d-class celebrity. Why does he feel the need to attack everyone who comments? That's just mental, and disrespectful of others. If you were one of my students, you would be taking a time-out every class.
Posted by Running Ted at July 1, 2004 04:29 PM
If you, Running Ted, were my teacher, I would question your skills because of how you read this thread. It seems to escape your notice that I didn't attack anyone in this thread personally, but addressed the issue of those wingnuts who have been attacking the Moore film on a pretense. I only addressed individuals when they attacked me, while ignoring the point of my remarks, as usual. I even addressed the matter of how the attacks on me were personal and ignored the substance of what I said.
Guess, what, Ted? You did it too. If, instead of turning to personal insults, you and others addressed the substance of what I said, it would remain a discussion of substance. Like the others, you prefer to insult me, then pretend that you are insulted when I respond. If you were my teacher, loathe as I am to be disrespectful of teachers, I'd probably have to complain to the administration about the poor quality of teacher to which I was subjected.
As for me having a lot of opinions, so what? As for me attacking, see above, but also note that I have consistently addressed arguments up to the point where the authors of those arguments made it personal. Again, answer the substance of the argument, like the call for "balance" in Moore's films, and you get an argument of substance back.
You really haven't followed what was said very well, Ted.
I'm just saying. You know. Nothing personal. I'm sure you're a swell fellow and all. You might even be a really good teacher, the one the students all agree is "cool". You're Cool Teacher Ted.
Posted by WallyCoxLives at July 2, 2004 07:47 AM
In the spirit of the holiday, it's time to celebrate our freedom to disagree and snipe at each other.
So Happy Fourth Wally Cox!!!
Posted by Green Beret 72, et al. at July 2, 2004 06:13 PM
Get it up boy! She will be happy!
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