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Mid-terms pageantry/9-11 pre-game show

Bruce the Veep has sent us a number of items of late that are of extreme relevance, and seem unrelated… but as you know, having come here to “connect the dots” central… that’s only what Karl wants you to think. He doesn’t mind that we’ll be connecting the dots for you, btw. Karl is not ashamed of his handiwork, except when he wants to deny it. Anyway, we’ll start with the most interesting: this from Asia Times discussing the deal made by the Pakistani central government with the regional Pashtun tribal factions in the North Waziristan region, home to, among...

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Misdirections…

While Democrats everywhere are taking delight that the President’s unpopularity on the Iraq war may well cost his party its majorities in the House and/or Senate (btw… screw multi-millionaire Ned Lamont who doesn’t need your money… send a few bucks, if you can and believe that Democrats should run against Republicans in the Senate instead of other Democrats, to Claire McCaskill in Missouri, or perhaps to Jon Tester in Montana or Jack Carter in Nevada… they need your money, and we need their seats)… the Republicans have their own counter-attack planned. While we approach 9-11 (9-11, 9-11, 9-11) with its...

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And now our program calls for…

Well, usually the program would now call for the capture of a high ranking Al Qaeda official, usually in Pakistan, and usually with the rank of “number three.” Standing in for the capture of World Al Qaeda Number Three TM, we will instead have someone billed as “Al Qaeda in Iraq Number Two.” That’s right, the number two man in Al Qaeda in Iraq. Some American sources conservatively rank Hamed Jumaa Faris Juri al-Saeidi (I know, I know… he may be the most important terrorist you never heard of…) until the next one is captured… as merely among the top...

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Ahead of schedule?

That would be referring, of course, to the latest Al Qaeda video, which featured the obligatory visit by “AQ2” Al-Zawahiri, and a man believed to be an American (who made his first AQ video appearance in July), Adam Yehiye Gadahn. The video called on Americans to convert to Islam, and for American troops in Iraq to switch sides, and didn’t threaten any particularly imminent terrorist strikes or even jihad in general. I’m a little baffled by the timing, as by my own reckonings (at least here and here), I didn’t think we’d be hearing from Al-Zawahiri for another few weeks,...

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All the jihad’s a stage(d)

The Washington Post treats us to this story of an “investigation” of the FBI’s handling of the recent supposed terrorist plot to blow up the Sears Tower in Chicago by a group of criminal misfits (the “Sovereign Moors” and/or the “Moorish Science Temple”) in Miami that even the FBI conceded had no possible means whatsoever of carrying out their plot. Now, to be sure, infiltrating and uncovering plots of this nature is absolutely essential to combatting terrorism. Indeed, pains in the ass like myself would point out that in many cases, this sort of infiltration is the only way of...

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Iran to U.N.: Go Cheney Yourself

I know… it never gets old… And now that the shtick has a national radio audience, I fear I’ll keep saying it. But there you have it; today is August 31st, the day that the U.N. Security Council had set as a deadline for Iran to stop enriching uranium and start talking about dismantling it’s uranium enrichment program (as said on “Wait Wait,” We definitely should talk about your proposal, but I can’t take your call right now… I have to finish enriching this uranium, and I just can’t hear you over my uranium enriching machine…”)… yes’ it’s official… Iran...

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Look over there!

When confronted with any… unpleasantness… the President quickly shifts into his favorite position (probably complete with camouflage-patterned underwear, though I have no evidence of this)… that being “the War President TM.” This week, the President was forced to deal with the one year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina and the… less than fully effective… federal response, both at the time and with respect to clean-up (our friend Kevin Hayden of American Street has a multi-media compendium on Katrina matters)… and the blogosphere in general has many other discussions of the subject. Not to worry. There is always an answer: the President,...

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Perhaps it’s the economy, stupid

The Grey Lady treats us to this discussion of the fact that American real wages are now at their lowest levels measured in appropriately “real” terms, to wit, as a percentage of Gross Domestic Product, than at any time since they have been measured since the measuring began in 1947. “Worst ever” seems extreme even for me (I mean, even George Dubya can always point to Buchanan… James, not Pat…) so we’ll just say “the worst in 60 years”, and leave it at that. Which is pretty bad, all things told. By contrast, corporate profits appear to be at their...

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15 Milliseconds of Fame

For people with an incredibly long attention span, you may listen to this week’s edition of NPR’s “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me”, in the second question of the second “Who’s Carl this Week?”, somewhere around 45 minutes into the program,and you will hear a quote attributed to this blog (derived from this post.) (Thanks to Linkmeister, our man in Honolulu, for the heads up.) I’m sure the show is on hundreds of radio stations across the nation (at least one of which would seem to be in Hawaii), and if it’s not… I’m certain to say it is, anyway. Whether...

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The other Democratic rock star

Yes, everyone is well aware who the uncharismatic-but-nose-to-the-grindstone frontrunner for the Democratic nomination is… none other than my own state’s Junior Senator (with whom I share a birth day). Ah, but it seems that at least in some circles, especially in the land of his fathers (Kenya) my college class-mate (and Illinois’s Junior Senator) Barack Obama… is the man. Urging citizens of HIV-ravaged Kenya to get themselves tested for AIDS and HIV, Obama gave what amounted to a victory lap of Kenya, including visits to the village from which hailed his late father and grandfather, Obama was greeted with the...

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