The Talking Dog "Sure, the dog can talk…but does it say anything interesting?" He ain't The Man's best friend

I had a really good idea for a blog post…

I’m just having a hard time remembering what it was. Maybe it was about Americans’ seeming (on a comparative basis) non-concern with issues climate-change, even as said climate-change bites them on the ass. Or at the moment our Supreme Court seems to be enjoying a rebound in popularity… Not quite sure where I was going. Doesn’t matter so much, as no one seems to be reading. Much has happened in the 12 1/2 or so years since this “the talking dog” exercise got going (or the two and a half decades or so since “the world wide web” came on)…...

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Everything that’s wrong with this country… in one video

Utterly hilarious… when the nominal leader of government yuks it up with the nominal leaders of the media… all of whom work for the great big brotherhood of man money and power that a recent Princeton/Northwestern study found result in this nation being… wait for it… an oligarchy and not a democracy. Better late than never, I suppose, that one reaches that state of realization. Yes, boys and girls, the political machinations of “Democrat vs. Republican”… don’t mean much anything: at the end of the day, them what has gets in our system. And so, our nominal leader in a...

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The Best of America

It’s been nearly ten years since Jim Henley and I trotted along in the 2004 Marine Corps Marathon, with Jim inventing a “pick me up” cheer whenever either of our energy levels flagged… we would just scream “Meb Keflezighi” at the top of our lungs. And dozens of marathons later (or even on other occasions), I sometimes still do. Maybe it’s not “fair” that the premier American marathoner of our time is technically imported– none other than Eritrean-born Meb Keflezighi, Olympic silver medalist in Athens, winner of the New York City Marathon and now, the first American winner of the...

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Guest Post

Hidely-ho, neighbors. Your old pal Satan here. My buddy TD doesn’t usually yield this particular space to anyone… but in this case, well, golly… I kind of made him do it. Anyway, news from our friends around the world… we’ll start with that awesome rip-off I made my servant Josh Radnor do. I haven’t had that much fun since the Seinfeld finale… or Lost! … or Dexter… I just love to spoil series-enders! So sue me… and try to find a lawyer without a conflict there. And my servants over in Malaysia released a transcript of Stealth Flight 370’s contact...

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Crimea River

Our friends at Pravda give us their take on the recent plebiscite followed by Russian accession/annexation of the Crimea region. We note the continued hand-wringing by morons incompetents fools the Obama Administration and its NATO allies, who seem hellbent on turning a minor act of consensual consolidation in a region unquestionably in Russia’s sphere of influence (and not ours) into an excuse to either reignite the Cold War, or perhaps, even start a shooting war. Well, this might be thought to be necessary as we consider the geopolitical implications of Ukraine as a world energy choke-point. Still, it is probably...

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Nothing to see here folks… move along…

Once again, re: matters Ukraine, Brother Dmitry explains it all for you. Short answer: expect venality, incompetence and misinformation from your favourite Western governments[tm], and their loyal media lackeys. I think Dmitry is a few days off here and there on some of his dates, but his overall analysis is spot on: the world is rapidly falling apart (environmentally, socially, morally, but most especially, because it’s the one we’ll see first most likely, financially…) having just watched the film Reds myself, where Warren Beatty (as John Reid) asks the musical question “why must the poor have to keep paying to...

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Beginning of the end?

Not so much as “the beginning of the end” in Ukraine (Brother Dmitry explains it all for you here) as the beginning of the end of “the current arrangement” [that would be “everywhere]? And while we can be proud that our intellectual giants like Bob Costas can tell us what’s wrong with Vladimir Putin’s Russia, even as his own network helps promote the very spectacle Putin has assembled… and we can also all be proud that our prior Dear Leader suggested that “he looked into Putin’s eyes and saw into his soul” (or something)… Anyway, where I was going is...

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Your sad of sads…

Well, it seems to be be happening… on this, what would have been Abe Lincoln’s 205th birthday (had that bastard John Wilkes Booth not shot him)… one of the pioneers of my parents’ youth, or perhaps even earlier, has left us… thus, the legendary Sid Ceasar passes away at 91. His hey-day as uber-showman was around ten years before my own birth, but his influence on media was incalculable; among his writers were Woody Allen, Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks and Neil Simon. Interestingly, his death was announced by his family spokesman and long time biographer, my college and law school...

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The sad, sad passage of time

Shirley Temple Black has passed away at 85. The original child star– one without “the problems” that plague the “child stars” of today (some of whom remain children into their 40’s and beyond), who served brilliantly as a diplomat and public servant… in her day, the most popular movie star on Earth… and yet… a functioning human being. I took it as an article of faith that someone who was a huge movie star in an era before my parents were even born was not only still around, but would live forever. No such luck. Another of the great ones,...

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Going, going, gone, goodbye

For New Yorkers of a certain age, the background sounds of our lives featured the quintessential announcers of the New York Mets. The last of them from the “Amazin Mets” era, Ralph Kiner, a Hall of Fame player in an amazing ten year career, passed away at 91. (Here is my tribute to one of his broadcast partners, amazingly, from 2004. Pete Seeger, of course, recently left us at 94, as did Nelson Mandela at 95. Good runs all. Hard to believe these giants have been with us for as long (although Kiner, of course, was a Pittsburgh Pirate for...

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