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More easy answers to stupid questions

I’m going to leave it to the readers (those few, if any, I have left) to try to come up with a “rational world” solution to the problem raised by Ron Brownstein in this observant piece noting that younger workers can’t get their careers started… and older ones can’t get theirs ended! Obviously, I’m going to suggest my own below. Spoiler alert: it involves not taxing the rich and increasing the Pentagon budget… The obvious usual response that not American rational societies have come up with is a variety of things Americans have come to call “socialism” (a term which...

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Tragedies, farces, falls of empires, etc.

In the legal career I spend much of my life-energy exchanging for money, one of my (all-too-numerous) pet-expressions is “I can defend against clever and dishonest. I can defend against evil. I can even defend against crazy. But neither I, nor anyone, can defend against stupid.” And this, boys and girls, is why I am so bearish on our collective future as Americans (though, as individuals, if you and I watch out for ourselves and ignore the idiocy of those around us, we might just make it through). Case in point: the endless Anthony “Eponymous” Weiner story. Congressman Weiner is...

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Follow the money

Well, well… former President Bill Clinton is now walking back his earlier remarks that a Congressional failure to enlarge the (over $14 trillion) federal debt ceiling by another trillion or two “wouldn’t be so calamitous.” As is necessary in the Alice-in-Wonderland faux reality that now passes for reality, we’ll forget that what the man who gave us “depends on what the meaning of is is” was actually making an accurate statement, to wit, what matters is not the technical default itself, but whether the world’s credit markets believe it really matters… Bill Clinton knows God damned well that his remarks...

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Nothing to see here, either, folks

Just keep moving along… I admit I raised an eyebrow when I first heard the suggestion that the President may have made some dramatically new pronouncements with respect to a purported overall settlement between Israel and its Palestinian houseguests, but Jeffrey Goldberg writing in Atlantic correctly observes that the basic policy is… unchanged from prior understood policy. Indeed, this piece by Aluf Benn in Haaretz observes that Obama actually handed Netanyahu a major diplomatic victory, rather than any kind of snub to Israel (whose leader visits the White House today). The reason is that while many sound-bite fed Americans will...

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Move along folks

Nothing to see here… just a bunch of elderly Midwestern folks getting mace in the face because they had the audacity to protest J.P. Morgan Chase and its foreclosure policies (in Columbus, OH). It wasn’t just Glenn Beck who called an organizer of a protest based on withholding of mortgage payments an “economic terrorist”– the authorities would characterize any activity threatening the bottom lines of our beloved financial institutions (and the bonuses of their beloved executives) to be, well, terrorism. Naturally, this is why right-wing groups likely to threaten people, be they members of minority groups, gays, or even politicians,...

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Just another manic Monday

This Grey Lady Op Ed suggests that not merely college grads, or even Americans, but 80% of humanity is “irrationally exuberant,” or “optimistic” about their own personal prospects, despite significant evidence to the contrary. The highly simplistic article assumes that uniquely American acts of stupidity (such as profligate spending, short-term thinking and refusal to take basic lifestyle precautions) are the result of “optimism” rather than… stupidity… and hence, misses the mark (just saying)… it also overlooks the fact that the happiest people on Earth according to surveys– the Danes– do not seem so optimistic, and are so happy precisely because...

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As the screw turns

And so, it seems, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has given us his “grown-up” perspective on the imminent financial apocalypse financial apocalypse looming, by saying he (too) will demand spending cuts and entitlement “reform” as his price for agreeing to increase the federal debt ceiling. Naturally, any solution to debt based on actually paying for it increasing taxes, is right out, but any reduced social spending is certainly within the realm of discussion. Of course. And so, the chicken game goes on unabated. Present drop-dead date seems to be August 2nd… but as we know, nothing really happens in August....

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Who says you can’t go home again?

Evidently, not parents of college graduates, some 85% of whom move back in with Mom and Dad after graduating college, according to a recent survey. I readily concede that, in the typical superficial American way, the Time piece gives us insufficient context, to wit, are we talking about a few months before graduate school or full-time employment?, what is the percentage of grads going home in a typical year?, and so forth. Still, the staggeringly high over 5 out of 6 number does jump out, and certainly provides strong anecdotal support for the obvious point that our economy just isn’t...

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Promises, promises

Speaker of the House John Boehner addressed a group of plutocrats at the Economic Club of New York, promising trillions in spending cuts to offset any raise in the federal debt ceiling. I realize I was a tad blog-negligent by not talking about the debt-ceiling in my own take on the capitulation “compromise” that led to the extension of the Bush-era tax cuts in exchange for… in exchange for… well, that’s just it… a very minor extension of unemployment benefits that seems asininely picayune in exchange for what Obama gave up on this (i.e., everything). I both read (and anticipated)...

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It’s a mad world

I’ll keep this short, as it’s really early and I’ll be running today (and I hope not to run LATE!)… but say what you will about legislative priorities, the Florida legislature passed bills banning children from wearing their pants too low and banning bestiality. [The latter bill had been the personal pet-cause (as it were) of a legislator named Nan Rich of Sunrise, FL, perhaps the ultimate name for a Republican these days, reflecting both the Nanny State for your personal affairs that non-bat-shit-crazy people think are none of the state’s business AND the GOP’s real constituency… the rich.] The...

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