Slow news day

Candidates Obama and McCain will meet at the White House today for hand-to-hand combat to the death to discuss the ongoing economic crisis.
All I can say is that this, the-greatest-campaign-ever, just keeps getting better, and better.
Update: As of Thursday 25 Sept. evening, no deal. But since his “brilliant bipartisan negotiating skills” appeared only to have queered an already done deal, does this qualify as a good enough excuse for McCain not to be in Oxford, MS tomorrow evening? Don’t know, but that’s sure not how you bet…