Wondrous providence

Sure, the financial markets are in wild gyrations, and after being down precipitously (800 points in the Dow), ended the day at a merely very bad day down 350 in the Dow and 3-4% drops in other major markets, amidst wide fears that we are seeing what amounts to the end of days in our financial system.
And… these guys are at it again… rearing their heads into our, you know… precious bodily fluids sacred air space.
Vlad the Impaler Putin and Puff Daddy Ahmadiddy
Who will save us? Fear not, citizens…he’s back, with all of his dangeralness.