As I traversed a midtown Manhattan subway corridor, in the space of perhaps 50 yards I was accosted by no less than four equal, yet important groups: the Scientologists, the Jews for Jesus, the Evangelical Protestants, and finally, the Jehovah’s Witnesses. Note that now that Sun Yung Moon is a “legitimate business” (owning UPI and the Washington Times), his people haven’t been seen for eons. Previous record for that corridor: two. Was I tempted to use the straight-arm and knock these people down in the manner of Robert Hayes in Airplane!? Surely, I must be joking. I’m not joking, and...

Ending over a month of massive street protests and the so-called Orange Revolution, opposition candidate Viktor Yuschenko claimed victory in the Ukrainian presidential election, capturing over 52% of Sunday’s vote. Naturally, his opponent, Victor Yanokovich, cried fraud, and vowed to fight on and take a challenge of his own to Ukraine’s Supreme Court. International observers concluded that this round of elections was relatively clean (compared to the last one), and it appears most Ukrainians are accepting the results (as did the nearby authoritarian regime in Minsk… or is it Pinsk… Byelorusse… no, I think its Minsk… ancestral home of a...

Ho hum. Stories about “Christmas miracles” of long lost family reunions or seeming generosity that, really, aren’t anything other than a seasonal excuse to sell tabloids or get zombies to watch the local news, will crowd out consciousness of what should probably be the largest story of the new millenium… the humongous 8.9 Krakatoa-magnitude earthquake near Sumatra and resultant tsunami– in death toll, certainly, way beyond 9-11 (a tragedy which people from the victim nations were doubtless concerned over, something which will not likely be reciprocated from here). The fact is, this is an unfortunate harbinger of how natural tragedies,...

While I’m still waiting to hear Democratic outrage over continuing to engage American volunteers into needless death and dismemberment in the Iraqi desert (I’m still waiting… and waiting…), I have little doubt we will NOT hear similar silence in response to the clear implications of Dubya’s (W as in wield-the-ax) likely budgetary priorities as set forth in this La-La Times (registration required, damn them) piece. (Thanks, and saints be praised, to Bruce-the-veep for the always timely assist; Bruce also sends along this Grey Lady piece on nucular proliferation where we can expect a defeaning silence from boths sides of the...

Well, after careful tabulation by our team of auditors from Arthur Andersen, we have determined a winner in the talking dog’s guess the electoral college outcome contest. In plain “closest” terms to the winning margin, the winner would be m’self, who predicted that the winner would have 282 e.v.’s (actual number was 283). However, your TD got carried away with himself, and predicted that it would be John Kerry with that number instead of… the other guy. Next closest was a guess of 293 e.v.’s (with some insane overguessing in the popular total, though contest rules provided that popular vote...

Just another one of those depressing things you see in the Washington Post, in this case, a photo-compendium of “the fallen” service men and women who have perished amidst the Mesopotamian Abatoir known as “Operation Iraqi Freedom”. You see, we won’t talk of the abomination that all but 21 Democrats valued political expedience (and in John Kerry’s unique case, not being burned by voting against the potentially popular Gulf War II, as he was for voting against the more “successful” Gulf War I) over these people’s lives (and yes– it IS that crass; btw, Republican In Name Only Linc Chafee...

In my never-ending commission of ongoing liberal apostasy, I give you this link I received from “Democrats for America’s Future” via e-mail, which asks the musical question “Why does Don Rumsfeld still have a job?” And the answer is, because John Kerry ran a horrible campaign flying in the face of the overwhelming majority of Democrats, and the Democrats who abandoned what little principle they stood for (which this cycle, meant one thing: “NO WAR”) in the interest of “winning”, and achieved… neither. Now, we can’t even take solace in defeat. We advanced NOTHING. Oh– did I mention we lost...

The President observed that American troops, many of whom were among the at least 24 dead at an attack on a mess tent at an American encampment in Mosul, Iraq were on “a mission of peace.” Well, that’s the first time the already Orwellian named “Operation Iraqi Freedom” has been called “a mission of peace.” I’m reminded of the former New York Jet receiver, Abdul Salam (Soldier of Peace). I mean, say what you will, but our little adventure of aggression against the Iraqi people was (1) a misguided attempt at American self-defense, (2) a misguided effort at altering the...

Nothing like taking advantage of the cover of the longest night of the year to unveil the President’s plans for his second term: decreasing the deficit by half by lowering taxes on those most able to pay them, massive borrowing for social security “privatization”, increased spending on “defense” and “homeland security”, and, of course, higher debt service payments as massive trade and budget deficits cause interest rates to rise. Your talking dog has seen this sort of thing, many times in the course of his professional career. As a bankruptcy attorney. Admittedly, it tends to be the exception: most bankruptcies...

For those who, like Senators Kerry and Edwards, were cowed by George W. Bush’s asinine question “Would you rather Saddam Hussein were still in power?”, we give you further evidence (in the form of multiple killings and kidnappings that left at least 67 iraqis dead today in Karbala and Najaf) that only around 51% of the American electorate, and seemingly no one else on the planet, would sincerely answer that question in the negative. While Saddam’s regime was clearly brutal, it was orderly and staunchly opposed to, say, the theocrats of Iran, and hence, useful to us (at one time,...