The Talking Dog "Sure, the dog can talk…but does it say anything interesting?" He ain't The Man's best friend

Colin Out; Condi In

The President seems not to be wasting any time in his cabinet shake-ups. Just hours after forcing/accepting the resignation of Secretary of State Colin Powell, the President announced his choice of National Security Advisor Incompentalleezza “Condi” Rice to replace him at State. It’s becoming clear that the President now wants to use his “mandate”, i.e. 51% or so of the population has unequivocally endorsed his agenda of deficit spending to finance tax cuts for the super-well-off, aggressive, poorly planned foreign adventures (featuring atrocities like torture and killing of civilians), locking up citizens at whim, environmental degradation and an aggressive path...

Continue reading...

Sunrise at Ramallah?

Our visit to Beijing’s People’s Daily first gives us this sometimes gushing, sometimes accurate, discussion of Yasir Arafat, his “legacy”, and, finally, the prospects for something good to come out of the Israeli-Palestinian situation now that this criminal (my words) is finally dead. While the early analyses discuss the magnitude of Arafat as a figure (having monopolized all Palestinian levers of power), as the piece goes on, a more “real-politik” approach takes hold of the Chinese analysts, and they point out that Palestinian institutions (including even Hamas and Hizbollah) seem to be behaving in an orderly fashion now, and it...

Continue reading...

Race of evil birds plans bio-terror attack

This week’s visit to Pravda (have we missed a visit somewhere back there?) gives us this brief piece outlining a possible threat to humanity from the latest strain of avian (or “bird”) flu originating in Far Eastern chickens and travelling via ducks (the old Marx Brothers bit… China? Marx? Never mind…) quite possibly into a strain transmittable to humans. The reference to the Spanish flu, of course, refers to the pandemic that broke out right after World War I, and killed well over 20 million world wide (around the same number as the world war itself). The reference to the...

Continue reading...

Scott Won’t Go Scot Free

Scott Peterson was found guilty of first degree murder in the case of his late wife Laci and of second degree murder in the case of their unborn son Connor (Laci was eight months pregnant), according to a California jury. Peterson, who has used what I’ll call a “chutzpah defense” strategy, was, as you will recall, found shortly after the death of his wife having $15,000 in cash and having dyed his hair, and reputed to be headed for Mexico (rule one: when fleeing the country after committing a heinous crime, flee). Peterson had also (coincidentally) bought a boat shortly...

Continue reading...

Arafat Dies at 75

After a sudden illness and two weeks of near death, Palestinian Authority President and P.L.O. Chairman Yasir Arafat died at 75 in a French military hospital. The cause of death is currently a mystery. Palestinian institutions appear to be orderly engaging in their succession process. Israeli PM Sharon has announced that this could trigger a “historic turning point” in the Middle East as to peace possibilities. (Ordinarily, one would want an American honest broker along for the ride, but the American voters recently made that impossible by returning the Imperium.) I have long held that Arafat (naturally rewarded with a...

Continue reading...

Speedy Gonzales Announcement…

The ink wasn’t even dry on John Ashcroft’s long overdue resignation, before the President announced his choice to replace Ashcroft as our nation’s attorney general: White House counsel Alberto Gonzales. Notice that the usual Democratic spokesmen, Senators Chuck Schumer and Pat Leahy of the Senate Judiciary Committee, both expressed what appeared to praise of the (perceived to be moderate) Gonzales. They are simply telegraphing what I assure you will be a smooth and painless confirmation process for Gonzales, because… he is perceived to be moderate… Of course, Gonzales is anything but, having penned memoranda justifying the President’s “inherent” power akin...

Continue reading...

Warning in America

Not even his resignation today (along with that of Commerce Secretary Don Evans) could stop Attorney General John Ashcroft from continuing to pursue the Bush Administration’s obsession with pre-cradle to grave control of the most private aspects of your lives. Case in point, is the appeal of a Ninth Circuit decision which precluded federal prosecutions against Oregon doctors (acting pursuant to a state law) who prescribed lethal dosages of drugs to cancer patients to hasten their deaths and ease their pain. I’m sure we can look forward to the Supreme Court backing up their boy by the usual 5-4 decision....

Continue reading...

Damned judges…

A federal district judge in Washington halted the process of military commissions deciding the fates of at least four of the perpetual prisoners now in illegal confinement in the American gulag at Guantanimo Bay, Cuba. “Unless and until a competent tribunal determines that petitioner is not entitled to protections afforded prisoners of war under Article 4 of the Geneva Convention … of Aug. 12, 1949, he may not be tried by military commission for the offenses with which he is charged,” U.S. District Judge James Robertson said in his ruling. Salim Ahmed Hamdan, 34, of Yemen, was lucky enough to...

Continue reading...

Mission accomplished

In my case, completing the preposterous “two marathons on two consecutive weekends”, that featured a 5:55 (and still alive) finish in Washington, D.C.’s Marine Corps Marathon, and today, completing what appears to be the fastest marathon I have run since I was 19, with today’s ING New York City Marathon finish in a shade under 5 hours, 4 minutes. Many thanks to Mrs. TD and the Loquacious Pup, for cheering us on in Brooklyn, TD friend Paul for cheering us on in Queens, and Mr. Crabcakes for coming out in Manhattan (and buying your talking dog a much needed bottle...

Continue reading...

Look at this… a talking dog

Care of everybody’s favorite blogging ventriloquist Joe Gandelman we give you this (apparently documented) story of a talking dog out of Russia. Given that our own site features a talking dog (already), visits from a typing crab, frequent references to a simian president, and hosts an entire “dog run” of over 200 assorted other creatures (most of them classified as dog breeds), let’s just say… we don’t really need the competition. Anyway, let’s wish Yula a hearty zdrastvityeh, or however you say “howdie” bi ruskya.

Continue reading...