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Political dividends

First, happy birthday to TD Dad. And now… on with the opera. It seems that after the Koran desecration incidents and the forcefeeding of hunger striking detainees, the operation of GTMO was not exactly the most popular thing we were doing, in the eyes of the Pakistani public and media. Hence, the decision to post former GTMO commander Gen. Jay Hood to the embassy in Islamabad met with a great deal of derision and resistance, and, amidst that, has now been withdrawn by the U.S. government. You will recall that after allegations of a Koran being flushed down a toilet...

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Destroying the Village Party to Save It?

You know, I believe I have a certain familiarity with Hillary Clinton’s personality insofar as she is 15 years older than I, to the day… we Scorpios are often maniacally loyal (think about why she stays with Bill) and maniacally driven (I’ve completed 18 marathons, despite a complete lack of physical talent, and I continue to write my blog, week in, week out, six and a half years on, despite a lack of particular literary talent or tremendous popularity among blog-readers, while Sen. Clinton continues to run for President, despite an obvious lack of political talent or popularity among voters)....

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Good night Irene Hillary?

In today’s last-big primaries left (187 pledged delegates up for grabs of the 404 remaining) day, Sen. Barack Obama scored a decisive victory (around 15 points or more) in North Carolina and Sen. Hillary Clinton holds around a 4 point lead in Indiana with around 85% of precincts in, as of 23:00 “fast time” (EDT). Insofar as North Carolina is significantly bigger than Indiana, and insofar as Sen. Obama’s margin of victory there will be greater than Sen. Clinton’s margin in Indiana, assuming she even wins it at all, Obama will improve on his around 150 pledged delegate (and 135...

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Shining Light on the Darkess at Caribbean Noon

America’s favorite gulag in the news. We’ll start with this Nicholas Kristof op-ed in the Grey Lady, comparing and contrasting the Zimbabwean legal system with the American legal black hole down GTMO way (hint: Zimbabwe comes off better). Note that Kristof devotes several paragraphs to our friend Candace and her client, Abdul al-Ghizzawi, whose plight we are quite familiar with. [We can best be summarize his plight as “he may be dying of chronic liver disease that the government would rather not treat because it has no idea how to treat so it’s all al-Ghizzawi’s fault; for fun, some members...

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Guamentum!

By 7 votes, Barack Obama has won the Guam caucuses, a crucial harbinger of popular opinion going into “Biggest of What’s Left” Tuesday in North Carolina and Indiana. Both Clinton and Obama pick up two delegates each, with Obama holding on to a projected 136 or so delegate lead. While the much vaunted “momentum” appears to have shifted away from him as a result of Sen. Clinton’s win in Pennsylvania, and of course, the media’s endless fascination with having an angry Black man available to show over and over again (even if he isn’t Sen. Obama himself, Rev. Wright is...

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Vox parvi populi

Now that the kids, tweens and teens of the world come to Daddy’s talking dog blog to see pictures of the same people they see on t.v. (and there doesn’t seem to be anyone at all interested in Daddy’s political ravings… what else is new…) it’s time, once again, to get all “controversial” and give you… the Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair photograph above, in which a 15 year old girl pretends to be a statue, and I ask… what is the big deal? [Some of you might also be asking what I’m doing up so late on a Saturday night…...

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More Wright Stuff

Well, well… consistent with my post below, former GOP candidate Mike Huckabee makes a similar point to mine: the Rev. Jeremiah Wright needs Obama to lose, to justify his own anger (and though Huck didn’t say it, I will… to justify his own existence as a street corner demagogue). Of course, Obama’s bleeding in the polls continues, as, naturally, working class White people may now have that all-important excuse not to pull the lever for a Black man (even if, as is likely, Obama loses Indiana but still wins much larger North Carolina). Well played, Senator Clinton. And Rev. Wright....

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The Most Important Problem Facing America Today

Clearly, as one of the commenters to this Wonkette piece notes, that most important problem facing America today… is the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, and thank God that two patriots like Hillary Clinton and Bill O’Reilly can find common ground on it. [Despite my pretensions to the contrary, I just don’t have a black-belt in that particular school of snark. We concede that we are not worthy.]

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Media priorities

Regular readers know that with the exception of many Sunday mornings when I turn over blog command to the young ‘un, and post pictures of teen and tween celebrities, that this blog is completely out of touch with what actually constitutes matters of actual importance. Hence, I remain perplexed why it was such a major story (and why it was so critically necessary for) Senator Obama to express his dismay and denouncement of an egomaniacal local demagogue. Spiritual advisor to Obama perhaps, but friend, clearly not. Otherwise, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright would have done his congregant a big favor and,...

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